大海裡的小魚

小魚前幾天在搜尋MJ的資訊時

找啊找~~~~看啊看~~~

哇哩咧!!!     竟然被小魚找了個"驚為天人"的標題

叫做"超危險小褲褲"!!!!!

天啊~~~這麼"誘人"......啊.....不是啦~~~是這麼"驚人"的標題一定要看囉!!!!

((路人：.......妳根本就不安好心.....= =))

小魚現在就轉載來給各位看倌看看囉~~~

故事主角是曾為MJ工作過的人

描述在MJ相處的日子~

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A few weeks ago, I was at a staff meeting for new employees where everyone in the room was asked to mention one interesting thing about themselves that nobody else would know. I waited patiently 'til my turn came around, and then calmly explained how Michael Jackson once sent me to J.C. Penney to buy him underwear.

第一段的大意是說,這個人在一個會議上面講述了幫MJ買JC Penney公司小褲褲的事情

((哇塞~~~能幫MJ買小褲褲耶!!!如果是小魚去買,小魚會把這件事寫在小魚回憶錄裡頭哇!!!))

Since I have told my friends this story countless times, I was a little surprised by the strong reaction people had to my off-the-cuff comment. I guess I shouldn't have been. Like him or not, there is no denying that Michael Jackson is still a force of nature. Even my 5th graders are aware of him, and they were all of three years old when his last record came out! So to set the record straight, here is the account of my years with the so-called King of Pop.

第二段的大意是說,這個人驚訝現場的人聽到這個故事反應竟如此激動,

因為這個故事他已經講給身邊的人無數次了,不可否認的,MJ不管對於任何世代,

仍是一股自然的力量.

((....這個有病啊.....買MJ小褲褲耶....現場的人不驚訝才有鬼哩= =))

Back in 1989, I was a fresh-faced college grad in Los Angeles searching for my first job. Since I was one of the six people that year who actually went to college just to learn how to work in a recording studio, I had no problem landing a position at one of the major studios in Hollywood. Of course, even with an expensive college degree, you couldn't just expect to start off working with bands inside the building, because that required actual EXPERIENCE, which of course was what everyone else was out getting while I was pursuing my worthless degree.

第三段是說這個人在找工作的事情.........

((呃......因為不是MJ在找工作......小魚不是很關心......SORRY.....= =))

This project would eventually become Michael Jackson's "Dangerous" album. When I first started, Michael was working with three different groups of producers all trying to take the place of Quincy Jones, who had not been chosen to work on this project. I think Michael wanted to go out on his own for this one, but the problem was that he had no idea what he wanted! One day, Slash from Guns N' Roses would be recording a searing guitar solo, while the next day, a chorus of thirty children would be singing a nursery rhyme or something.

第四段是說這個人後來參與了MJ的Dangerous專輯,

找Slash表演吉他獨奏到底是不是正確的呢？

兒童合唱團需不需要替他們準備愛的甜甜圈？這是一個與眾不同的挑戰。

((小魚略過一些這個人講述的內容~~~嬌羞天王部分在以下~~呼呼))

Michael didn't say much to me at first, until one day he ran in screaming that there was a "vagabond" sitting in the alley behind the studio. I took a look, expecting Charlie Chaplin to pop out or something, but there was just some homeless guy sipping malt liquor out of a bag on the back steps.

第五段:MJ一開始嬌羞不與我說太多話，

直到有一天他突然對著我尖叫，說他在巷子裡看見卓別林！

但我只看到一個醉茫茫的遊民。我想MJ的眼睛一定有魔法。

((小魚看到這段時覺得好感動喔~~~MJ在一個醉漢身上看到了卓別林耶!!> <))

Eventually, Michael warmed up to me, and even started talking to me once in a while if he was in the mood. Once, he asked if I was going to have to go fight in the (Gulf) war. I told him I was probably too old to be drafted, and he responded by saying that he was relieved, because "if you went to the war, you could die."

第六段:在他尖叫幾次之後，我們終於變得比較熟悉。

他開心的時後會跟我聊天，有一天他突然問我：「你會不會徹夜未眠的打CS？」

我說：「我太老不適合。」他放心的鬆了一口氣，他說因為如果我這麼做的話，我會死。

((MJ尖叫耶~~~~~!!一定超可愛的!!...是說MJ問的問題也太跳TONE了唄!!~~))

He also started sending me out on errands, like going out with his credit card one afternoon to fill his huge Blazer up with gasoline. If I remember correctly, he had an auxiliary gas tank mounted, so he could get up to his ranch without having to get out and fill up along the way.

第七段:他會要我拿著他的信用卡去替他加油。

備用油箱是個好主意，多放幾在在車上遠比找加油站來的輕鬆。

I guess I should mention at this point that Michael is an awful driver. He hit everyone's car in the studio lot at least once, including mine. One time, he rear-ended a guy on the 101 freeway, and just left the scene because the guy got out of his car and started screaming at him. Eventually, he gave up and got someone to drive him in to work every day.

第八段:MJ是個糟糕的司機，撞壞了錄音室裡頭每個人的車，中獎機率百分百。

有天他在101公路上撞到了一個人，但因為那人不停的衝著他尖叫，

MJ只好棄車而逃。MJ最後只好妥協乖乖的請司機替他開車。

((噗!!!!所以這就是MJ一直請司機的原因嗎!!!哇哈哈~~~))

Other memorable experiences include calling Tower Records (RIP) an hour before they closed, and having them shut down early so that Michael and I could go shopping. Even thought it was just up the road, I was glad to get out of MJ's car and into the safety of the store! I think he dropped about $1500 on CDs that night.

第九段: 那天在提早打烊的Tower買了1500美金的CD~

((呃......是這樣的.....小魚覺得這段的重點在買CD嘛!!!))

Anyway, one day Michael shyly asked me if I could do him a special favor. I'm pretty sure this was after he stopped driving, so I guess he really didn't have any other way to get stuff during the day. Of course I agreed, which was when he told me flat-out that he had just run out of underwear.

第十段:有一天呢，MJ臉紅紅的問我，可以不可以替他買小褲褲。

快速說完這句之後，他的臉就跟他的襯衫一樣火紅。

((喔~~~~MJ!!!我願意!!我願意~~~~))

For pretty much the whole two years that I worked with him, Michael came in every day wearing black dress pants and a red button-down shirt. He had a whole rack of just these two items in his office, which I assume he either had cleaned and returned to him, or just threw away at the end of the day. But on this particular day, I guess he was running low on drawers.

第十一段:和MJ工作的兩年當中,MJ每天穿著黑色褲子和紅色襯衫~

At first, he just said that he wanted underwear. When I asked him what kind, he just repeated "Underwear!" When I told him I wasn't his mother and didn't know what to get, he kind of laughed, and then said "Hanes thirty please." When I was almost out the door however, he came running up and yelled "make them thirty-twos, I don't want them to be too tight!" So there it is folks. The King of Pop wears tightie-whities!

第十二段:天王應該對自己的小褲褲樣式尺寸不是那麼的了解，他竟然想把決定權丟給我。

最後他決定穿得輕鬆一點，雖然我覺得32這個尺寸對小蠻腰有點太大，

不過我還是會替他買到的。hay guys The King of Pop wears緊身小褲褲喲。

((都快結束了才開始描述MJ的小褲褲....= =....是說MJ你也太扯了....買32吋也太OVER了吧!!))

Other than that, I never saw any funny business going on for the two years I worked with him. I really enjoyed this experience, and even got my name on the CD! Michael was always polite and reserved in the studio, but he had his silly moments as well.

第十三段:我跟天王工作了兩年，沒什麼特別爆笑的事情。

光是我的名字可以出現在專輯內頁裡就夠我感動了。天王有禮又可愛，天然呆是他的致命吸引力。

((噗!!!~~就說MJ是天然呆的代名詞唄!!^^))

He was also really concerned about doing anything that would inadvertently upset anybody around him. Even though he was spending five thousand bucks a day on studio time, Michael left me this note one day on my desk. I kept it as a souvenir, and pull it out now and then if people ever question my story. It pretty much tells you everything you need to know about him as a person and an artist.

第十四段:他常常擔心不小心惹惱別人而不自覺。所以他會寫紙條跟大夥兒傳情。以下有圖有真相。

For the purposes of clarification, Michael was just telling me that he took a pen off my desk. Also, the French translation of "tightie-whities" to "panties," although humorous, is not accurate. The type of undergarment I am describing is just a plain white pair of men's cotton briefs. Many men continue to wear these into adulthood, though most switch to boxer shorts at some point.

第十五段:緊身小褲褲只是一個玩笑，純情天王穿的就是一般綿質內褲。小妞們別想太多。

((.......小魚看完後有想翻桌的衝動......= =......))

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哈哈哈          雖說小魚也是被小褲褲騙進去的

看完後小魚心裡覺得很溫暖耶~

MJ就是這麼可愛又天然呆的人

從MJ的眼睛看出去的世界            因該很不一樣吧~

所以才能把醉漢想像成卓別林

好感動喔~~~> <